Name-based pun!

[Chokopoppo]

So hey guys, I'm Chokopoppo. Surely you have been led in my the gripping and eye-catching title of the topic, eh? Such a pun never was known before!

What? It just says 'name-based pun' because Chokopoppo doesn't mean anything?

...

SO ANYWAY.

Nice to meet you. As previously stated, I'm Chokopoppo(Gwen of Air 13 on GaiaOnline), and I'm one of those ridiculously hammy people who you want to know, but at the same time, you really don't. It comes from too much extracurricular acting. Not good for your ego. Too many friends can do that too. And...God, I'm bad at introductions. I don't like talking about myself enough. Urgh. OK, um...my favorite color is purple, I hate the Twilight 'saga' and the hype surrounding it, I quote things obsessively, I'm pro-abortion and pro-gay marriage, and I'm fairly amiable if you're friendly to me. Otherwise death reigns supreme, and all the afros of the world will aid me in my coming conquest and glory. Heil Elvis, I guess. He had a pompadour, but it was still a ridiculous hairstyle. I REST MY CASE.

[Owl]

If it's true that you quote things obsessively, I think we'll get along okay! I have trouble going an hour without parroting an Internet meme.

U JELLY?

[Mold]

Pro-..... Pro-abortion?

You want abortion to be the only option for pregnant women? xD NO BIRT

Well the puking bastards deserve it. Anywho, welcome, and all that shit. I'm glad we're getting more members. Do you want to help advertise? If so, I can give you the code for the banner. If not, that's fine; Do what you want.

SO ANYWAY. You go have fun on this website, damnit.

[Chokopoppo]

@Owl: ORLY?

In that case, let us run dramatically towards one another in slow motion, across a beach at sunset, shouting each others' names repeatedly with tears streaming from our eyes.

Or we could chatter amiably until we grow tired and go to bed.

...NAH.

@Mold: YES. Never again shall a woman have a child, because we have too many of those. Our orphanages are full already. /insensitivity

YOU WILL GIVE BANNER CODE PLEASE. And I said it in all caps. That's like yelling! But on the internet! That means you have to do it.

[Mold]

YEAH. ALL THOSE BABIES? FUCK 'EM. THEY GET THE RUSTY METAL HANGER.

And the banning code is "HEYLOOKI'MNOTREAL". I have filled my internet obligations.

[erratic musings]

Welcome to the board!
What a cowinky-dink! I'm pro-abortion and pro-gay marriage (kind of goes with being bi) too!

[Owl]

xD; You guys! The opposing position to "pro-life" is "pro-choice". "Pro-abortion" makes it sound like you advocate abortion for all! I mean, valid point of view, but I kinda want to clarify what you mean. Do you feel you support reproductive rights, or hate babies/population growth? Me, I'm anti-babies. Fuck babies. (figuratively, not literally. 0; )

[Chokopoppo]

xD; You guys! The opposing position to "pro-life" is "pro-choice". "Pro-abortion" makes it sound like you advocate abortion for all! I mean, valid point of view, but I kinda want to clarify what you mean. Do you feel you support reproductive rights, or hate babies/population growth? Me, I'm anti-babies. Fuck babies. (figuratively, not literally. 0; )

"Baby-rape, baby-rape, yeah! It's aw-right!" --The Internet

Whelp, I'm pro-choice and all, but really, I'm pro-abortion. NO BABIES FOR THE WORLD. NONE.

[erratic musings]

Lol.
I'm all for new life and all but I am anti-babies too.
I never want to bear children. -.-'

[Mold]

Jesus, am I the only one who wants to be a parent? xD

I mean, even if I end up with a dude, I'll just adopt me some gaybies. I want to be a dad, damnit. D:<

ALSO. Owl suggested the first roleplay on here be a forest roleplay, and I think that is perfect. It's nice and unbiased, with basically no plot. We can get around to roleplaying, and hopefully everyone can get a little of what they want here on Fake Face. Plus, forest roleplays are a classic.

[erratic musings]

xD
I do want to be a mommy. Just no kids will be popping out of me or any kids younger than 12.
Yes, I'm totally in.

[Chokopoppo]

Epic stuffings! I haven't played a forest RP in years!

@Mold: Well, I DO want to be a parent...kind of. But seeing as how men do not attract my attention, I'll be pointing it at other ladies. Which means I'd end up adopting. And if I adopt, I want a kid who knows how to use the toilet. That, or an infant girl left in the alleyways of China. Because that's some sad shit, man. Parents leaving children in an alley to die is DEPRESSING.

[Mold]

Tell me about. And it's all because it's a chick! What the fuck?

[Chokopoppo]

I know! When they run out of women to breed with, and we've adopted all of theirs, they're gonna be all 'wait give those back we didn't mean it' and we can just flip 'em the bird and hug our children. Because THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

[Mold]

Seriously. You don't kill kids. You just don't. And anyone who does isn't worth the time of day.

[Chokopoppo]

I think they abandon them to get rid of the guilt, because they're all 'well maybe they won't die', but really, there's so much against the kid. You'd be sick in the head to think they'd be safe in an alley, and sick in the mind to think it was OK.

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